LUV EGG - Blue

“Product review - LUV EGG - Blue“ was written for BDSMforyou.nl by Mistress Moriah.

The LUV EGG, a remote-controlled egg for vaginal stimulation, is of course an oasis of pleasure for my slave. Or at least, it could be, but the controls are in my hands and I love to tease. I choose a light blue version. In the picture it looks a bit bluer than it turns out to be in reality. When I hold it in my hands, it looks almost white with a blue glow. This soft colour makes it look very sweet, cute and innocent. But in my hands… nothing is ever innocent, soft and sweet, of course.

No protective pouch

It's a shame there is no storage pouch included. Sometimes there is, and I always find that very pleasant. That way I can have this kind of product cleaned after use and store it neatly so it doesn't attract dust. In this case I have to come up with something myself. A pity. Especially because my slave regularly has to carry products like this in her handbag, as I can suddenly get the idea on the way to… without a protective pouch it could get dirty or even break.

Property

When I got to know my slave, she was a tough chick with a big, opinionated mouth. By now she doesn't have much to say for herself any more. Oh, still to others, but no longer to me. She doesn't even have a say over her own pussy any more. That means she needs permission for everything. From an orgasm to a simple touch. I decide, not her. That seems logical to me, she is my property after all. In between she can earn 'pussy points'. One point equals one minute. What she does with her pussy during that minute is up to her. Of course, I do want a report of every minute (or series of minutes).

Too early

My slave is on her way to me. It's almost lunchtime and I have a little plan. We're going to have lunch together at our favourite sushi restaurant. I arranged to meet her at my place at half past 11, but at 11.23 I already hear the doorbell. That will undoubtedly be her, but that is 7 minutes too early. I love 'on time' and, to be fair, too early is not on time either. Half past eleven is half past eleven to me, and so not twenty-five past, twenty-five to, or if need be even one minute before half past eleven. So I simply leave her standing at the door for 7 minutes and ignore the doorbell. Apparently the penny drops, because after three attempts at ringing, it goes quiet.

On the dot of half past 11 I yank the door open, my slave gets the fright of her life and the first thing I say to her: “Was it necessary to ring so many times? Half past 11 is half past 11, not a minute earlier or later”. “No Mistress, sorry. Hello Mistress, lovely to see you again” she says sheepishly. Inside I have to laugh a little at her sheepish face, but I let nothing show. Imagine that.

Take your knickers off

I let her in and look over her outfit. She is wearing her leather skirt with hold-ups and as she walks past me into the hallway, I quickly check whether she is wearing knickers. “What is that? Take them off, quickly! Sluts don't need to wear knickers.” With red cheeks she takes her knickers off. While she bends over to get her feet out of them, I see a perfect opportunity to give her a few good smacks on her bare bottom! “Feet apart!” And when she stands before me with her legs wide, I also give her a few good slaps on her pussy. What on earth does she think? Knickers! Knickers are fine for everyone, except for my slave. She doesn't deserve them at all.

A nice side effect of this: I know what makes my little slut horny, and a wet little cunt is very useful for my plan.

Egg

I give her the egg and she knows exactly where it goes. I don't need to tell her. “Push it in nice and deep”. With her fingers she easily pushes the egg into her little cunt. She wants to say something, but I see her swallow her words. Better for her. “Wash your hands, because we're leaving now!” I command.
We get into the car, where she properly opens and closes my car door for me. As it should be. My slave drives us to the restaurant.

Once in the restaurant I order something to drink. For myself I choose a Baileys with ice and for my slave a glass of water. Then I pick up the menu to decide which dishes will be ordered. She simply has to wait and see what I slide across to her.
I hand her the list. “Take it to the bar!” She looks at me questioningly and says: “They'll just come and collect it, Mistress, won't they?” “Are you the one who decides that?” I say back in surprise. “No Mistress” and she walks to the bar, a little unsure.

Helpless look

While she stands there, I press the remote control. With a helpless look she turns around and looks at me. I make a dismissive gesture that she has to turn back round to the bar. She does. It takes quite a while before she is served. And as soon as someone is there to help her, I turn the vibrations up. I see her shuffle her feet and her head turn bright red. I have to laugh, it's a hilarious sight.

Your problem!

With a red face and a somewhat indignant look she sits down while I turn the egg down very low again. “Everyone can hear it when you turn the egg up that high, Mistress” says my slave. “Yes, I'm sure they can, but that's your problem, isn't it?” I reply. When the first course is brought, I turn the egg up to the highest setting again. “Enjoy your meal” says the person who brought the first course. My slave answers haltingly, stammering “thank you”. “You haven't swallowed the egg, have you? Speak normally” I say. “Yes Mistress, enjoy your meal”. It becomes a cosy, vibrating lunch where I have to laugh a lot at her startled face. These eggs will be used many more times, I already know that. All sorts of scenarios shoot through my head: at the checkout in the supermarket, at the baker's just as she gives her order, at the hairdresser's…

Luv Egg

The Luv Egg is made of plastic and you are in charge of this egg, or your slave can pamper herself with this lovely egg. The egg has 10 settings, so there is bound to be one that makes your slave blush to the tips of her ears. Mine does, in any case. Especially if you do it somewhere other people are around.

In practice

A nice rechargeable egg. You charge it with the supplied USB cable. The egg comes with a remote control in a plastic box. Unfortunately there is no storage pouch included. The product looks lovely and feels silky soft.
It is important to charge the egg properly beforehand with the USB cable, so that it doesn't suddenly stop in the middle of the fun.

After use the egg is easy to clean again with a toy cleaner.

LUV Egg rating

Appearance

★★★★★

Ease of use

★★★★★

Value for money

★★★★★

Use more often

Yes

Recommend

Yes

Final score

7.5

You can use the Luv Egg anywhere, absolutely anywhere. That is what makes it so much fun and so exciting.

Technical product information

Name

LUV EGG

Brand

LUV Egg

Weight

115 grams

Material

Silicone, ABS

EAN

8719934000636

Colour

Blue

Available online

Bol.com

Mistress Moriah

Source

Text & photography: Mrs Moriah