The Amazing Squirting Cock Dildo

“Product review - The Amazing Squirting Cock Dildo“ was written for BDSMforyou.nl by Mistress Moriah.

I saw this General The Amazing Squirting Cock Dildo come past in the shop. At first I thought it was funny, but then the filthy fantasies in my head came to life. I could definitely do something with this! I immediately thought of a compulsory blowjob workshop for my little sluts. I could even squirt them down! Those sluts of mine could do with some training, especially that sub of mine. Now and then he can be such a diva sub. I have no idea where that attitude comes from, because to me he is nothing more than a speck of dust on the floor. A good deep throat training would do him good. So I ordered the dildo!

The next day I already had it at home. As soon as I opened the packaging, a smile appeared on my face. The dildo was neatly packed in a fabric pouch, inside a cardboard box. That's nice, a storage pouch like that. You can keep the dildo in it neatly and hygienically. The size of the fake cock wasn't disappointing either. And how lifelike it looks! Wow! I wish he was real! I can definitely do something with that! If my sub had a cock like this, he wouldn't have needed a CB. But well, he doesn't have one. I would still be having some fun with this cock!

Surprise!

It looks like an ordinary Saturday evening, or at least that's what my sub thinks. I'm sitting on the sofa watching some series on Netflix and my sub is sitting on the floor by my feet. Exactly where he belongs. He should be glad he hasn't had a bag put over his head. So he can simply watch along, which I thought was rather kind of me.

He doesn't know, however, that I have a 'surprise' in store for him. It's all already waiting in the toilet. Halfway through the series I ask him to pour me something to drink. I use the opportunity to walk to the toilet myself. I already had a strap-on harness waiting there, and my new acquisition, the squirting cock dildo! Before I strap the dildo on, I fill it with some fake cum. Nice that it came as standard with the dildo. Otherwise I would have had to come up with something myself.

Very realistic

The cum that comes with it, however, is hardly distinguishable from the real thing. Very realistic. With the strap-on and squirting dildo on, I walk back into the room. I see my sub looking at me with wide eyes. He isn't very roomy at the back, shall we say, so I can read the panic in his eyes. Inwardly I have to laugh at him so much! He looks like a little rabbit staring terrified into the headlights! Simply priceless! I'm not going to take him 'from behind', though, I have other plans for him!

“On your knees, little slut!” I point at the floor with my finger. Obediently he follows my order and looks up at me, a tiny bit anxious. “Come on, slut, let's see how deep my cock can disappear into your mouth!” I grab his face with one hand and push the dildo into his mouth with my other hand. “And now suck, slut!” I push it in so hard that he almost starts to gag. So a few lessons are still needed there! I want him to be able to take the cock deep, and not this half-hearted nonsense!

Suck, bitch!

I push the cock well in and out of his mouth, and after a while I've had enough and I squirt unexpectedly over his face and half into his mouth. He looks startled and for a moment I think he's going to throw up. It all looks so real too! I understand that. Luckily it just about goes well, so that he is then ordered to lick that cock completely clean. That way he can already practise for the moment when he gets to do this with a real man, because that will undoubtedly happen soon. After all, I'm not looking around for a nice man for nothing! A man who will manage to bring me to a climax! Then my sub can lick that cock clean afterwards. And until then he can practise with this fake cock.

Jealous looks

I've already seen my slave girl looking at the fake cock with jealous looks. She would love to climb on it, but she isn't allowed. She's slutty enough already, that doesn't need to be increased any further. It could be done, though, and I understand it too, because that cock looks so lifelike! And it has a more than attractive size! So who knows, maybe one day, as a reward or something, she'll be allowed to climb on it for a while.

In practice

Fun to use, you just have to be careful not to press the syringe straight away, because the dildo then starts squirting immediately. A small bottle of cum is included, but I'm sure you can find “recipes” via Google. And fake sperm can also be ordered in the shop. The dildo fits in a strap-on harness, but make sure the little tube isn't pinched. The dildo can be cleaned with a toy cleaner. Afterwards, don't forget to squirt warm water through the little tube a few times as well.

Rating

Appearance

★★★★★

Ease of use

★★★★★

Value for money

★★★★★

Use more often

Yes

Recommend

Yes

Final score

8

Just really fun to play with. I don't find it very suitable to take along, because you then have to fill the reservoir wherever you are. A bit awkward.

Technical product information

Name

The Amazing Squirting Cock Dildo

Brand

Realistic Cocks

Weight

669 grams

Material

PVC

EAN

0782421122805

Colour

Skin tone

Price

55,21

Mistress Moriah

Source

Text & photography: Mistress Moriah